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All of my saccharine daydreams of winning big were dispelled after sharing a table with a slew of 17-year-old boys who doused their hairy backs and purple deep-V's in Axe. Among them, Sam and I played War. Like when you were six and all you had to to was get a higher card than the dealer.
I glanced over my shoulder and was divinely summoned by the flashing lights of the black jack table. A rotund woman with an electric blue-tipped French manicure facilitated my personal gain of $250.
Although Clive Owen was nowhere to be seen, I just doubled my net worth and all I had to do was tap on a felt table every now and again.
EVERYONE SHOULD GAMBLE.
And by this I mean you're better off going to the Casino than buying stock in Nortel or RIM, or any telecommunicaitons corporation for that matter.
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